Welcome to Guilter Talkin', a blog that will document the hilarious and illogical statements guilters make on a daily basis. If you don't know what a guilter is, here is a good reference point. Our mission here is to do our best to make you laugh at the absurdity of guilterism in its many forms. From fights over plastic flowers to dirty old men who are strangely obsessed with young ballerinas, we are left with too much guilterist fodder to get to it all. But we promise to do our best!
Now, without further adieu, I'm happy to give the very first "Guilter quote of the day" here at Guilter Talkin'. This distinguished award goes to a poster named "Mutley". I don't know too much about this "Mutley" guy, but he sure goes out of his way to make people laugh. This quote is so hilarious though, you almost have to wonder if he isn't some "FOA" plant on PMF trying to make them look stupid. One can never be too sure.
A little context first. Giuliano Mignini, the prosecutor in charge of the case against Amanda Knox and Raffaele Sollecito, was convicted for abuse of power. So how does guilter "Multey" justify this humiliating criminal conviction of Mignini? Well, here ya go:
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Prosecutor Giuliano Mignini: The only reason he's corrupt is because he hates corruption so very much. |
"Just a quick observation. Ironic that Mignini is constantly accused of being corrupt yet the misdemeanor relates to being overzealous in pursuit of corruption. If he had been corrupt he wouldn't be in this trouble."
Wow......
You seriously can't make these things up. First, Giuliano Mignini was actually convicted of a felony (crimes with sentences of more than one year in prison), not a misdemeanor----but that is neither here nor there.
Let's pause a second and get this straight. Giuliano Mignini is only corrupt because he's so uncorrupt? That just might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard----that is, it would be the stupidest thing I've ever heard if I hadn't been reading guilterisms for the last two years.
So, congratulations Mutley, you've won the "Guilter quote of the day". Give that laughing dog avatar a pat on the back, you funny guy you!
I've got a feeling that it's gonna be a great blog. Looking forward to read more hilarious stories. The Mutley one is sure great, but there's so much more. Thanks for creating this blog.
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"Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be; and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic."~Though the Looking Glass and What Alice Found There
ReplyDeletePeggy and Pete hit the spot, huh?
ReplyDeleteMy helplessness is apparent sheesh...
Well, even though I do feel sorry for these guys-- this just doesn't pass the giggle test. :) Yes, it's hilarious.
ReplyDeleteThis mentality is seriously something worth considering, however. I think if Mignini took the stand defending himself (which he will do, btw, one way or another) of course he will the same thing. Remember, he’s in a far right Religious Sect. He sees Amanda as having premarital sex (which = ‘s slut and perverted satanic orgies). He see her as having smoked marijuana ( it =’s serious drug addict). And finally he see’s her as an American (spoiled little rich kid) and therefore to him she is the ultimate She-Devil. While he’s also using her to save what he screwed up on and to save his career, his actions have shown a personal vendetta or obsession with her. And we know this how? Because he hasn’t acted the same towards Rafaele (who, btw, also said in court that he was mistreated in his own interrogation).
Back to topic, now a few things are making more sense to me. Some of the people who viciously hate Amanda actually have knowledge of the Bible and some proclaim to be Christians, too. This has always baffled me because their actions are the exact opposite of Christianity. Knowledge of the Bible vs.understanding it ,believing it, and trying to apply it) are two completely different ball games. These supposed “Christian’s” have no understanding of the Bible (“even the demons believe”). From what I've seen of these “Christians”, they curse and hate Amanda for all the same reasons Mignini does. They are willing to be “corrupt because of all the corruption”!!! And not only do they want Amanda to burn in hell-they want ALL of us to go to hell as well. As a Christian myself, my desire is for everyone to go to heaven, not hell. Most of us believe this way. Judgment Day will be revealing…. (Christianity, btw, is a faith, not a religion).
So, kill the sinners instead of saving them? Hmmm. That whole God of grace memo (it’s in the Bible) must have been missed by some. DEAR REST OF THE WORLD, this is not Christianity!!! I repeat this is NOT Christianity in any way, shape or form. These are brainwashed damaged people living in a bubble that we’re bursting! These are people which have the same mindset as snake handlers, and of legalistic denominations that don’t allow women to wear makeup or pants, and even that of the White Supremists groups. Why White Supremist? Because they claim to be Christians! I know…it’s freaky and creepy. I’m familiar with these groups because my husband helped take a large group-YES! And if you could see their letters, they sound very religious, all in the name of God, letters even included with "thee's" and "thou's". And they truly believe that what they do, they do in the name of the Lord. What’s also interesting is that these are some of the wimpiest you could imagine. For the first time ever, these kind of people find a place where they feel accepted. Therefore they will do anything and everything to get to be in and stay in this group; the one who has accepted him. THEY WILL DO ANYTHING… and that, friend, is what is known as terrorism. So, people who claim to be Christians on the Amanda Knox/Rafaele Sollecito hate sites are nothing more than Cyber Terrorists!!!! Bring it…
Sincerely, Michelle Moore
my response to this I couldn't help but blog about....
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