Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Guilter Quote of the Day


Welcome to Guilter Talkin', a blog that will document the hilarious and illogical statements guilters make on a daily basis.  If you don't know what a guilter is, here is a good reference point.  Our mission here is to do our best to make you laugh at the absurdity of guilterism in its many forms.  From fights over plastic flowers to dirty old men who are strangely obsessed with young ballerinas, we are left with too much guilterist fodder to get to it all.  But we promise to do our best!

Now, without further adieu, I'm happy to give the very first "Guilter quote of the day" here at Guilter Talkin'.  This distinguished award goes to a poster named "Mutley".  I don't know too much about this "Mutley" guy, but he sure goes out of his way to make people laugh.  This quote is so hilarious though, you almost have to wonder if he isn't some "FOA" plant on PMF trying to make them look stupid.  One can never be too sure.

A little context first.  Giuliano Mignini, the prosecutor in charge of the case against Amanda Knox and Raffaele Sollecito, was convicted for abuse of power.  So how does guilter "Multey" justify this humiliating criminal conviction of Mignini?  Well, here ya go:

Prosecutor Giuliano Mignini: The only reason he's corrupt is because he
 hates corruption so very much.
"Just a quick observation.  Ironic that Mignini is constantly accused of being corrupt yet the misdemeanor relates to being overzealous in pursuit of corruption.  If he had been corrupt he wouldn't be in this trouble."

Wow......

You seriously can't make these things up.  First, Giuliano Mignini was actually convicted of a felony (crimes with sentences of more than one year in prison), not a misdemeanor----but that is neither here nor there.

Let's pause a second and get this straight.  Giuliano Mignini is only corrupt because he's so uncorrupt? That just might be the dumbest thing I've ever heard----that is, it would be the stupidest thing I've ever heard if I hadn't been reading guilterisms for the last two years.

So, congratulations Mutley, you've won the "Guilter quote of the day".  Give that laughing dog avatar a pat on the back, you funny guy you!